ποΈ ULTRA SECURE PIGEON POSTβ’
Because your "encrypted" messages deserve better than Amazon's basement
Total Pigeons Deployed: 0 | Success Rate: 100%
π Your Super Secret Message
(That Definitely Won't End Up in a Cloud)
β οΈ Cloud Storage Tracker (Satirical)
βοΈ AWS US-East-1DEFINITELY NOT HERE
βοΈ Google CloudNOPE, NOT US
βοΈ AzureWE WOULD NEVER
βοΈ Oracle CloudORACLE SWEARS IT'S SAFE
βοΈ Alibaba CloudθΏζ²‘ζε¨θΏι
βοΈ Privacy Comparison
"Encrypted" Messaging App
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End-to-end encryption*
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Privacy focused*
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No data collection*
(*Terms and conditions apply, stored on AWS)
Actual Pigeon
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Air-to-air encryption
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Cannot be subpoenaed
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Biodegradable
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No cloud storage
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Amazon can't buy them (yet)
ποΈ Pigeon Messenger Interface
Ready to deploy
Did you know? Pigeons have 99.9% better security than most apps!
βοΈ Sarcasm Settings
"Amazon Web Services: Where 'private' messages go to make friends"
This app is more secure than it has any right to be. No actual pigeons were harmed in the making of this satire.
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